So as everyone is aware, I'm not exactly a big/built kid and there's a few people at work who joke around with me about it...
Walt (Receiving Manager) - about 5'11, 6'0, 250-300 lbs
Dennis (Carpets Manager) - about 6'3, 6'4, 300 or so
Now when I first get to work, I usually joke with Walt/Dennis about fighting them and whatnot. I can usually get Walt to take a few swings at me (jokingly), and sometimes Dennis chases me with his gut (which is hilarious to watch).
So today's going along like a normal day, I push Walt once or twice to get him wound up, etc.
This time he gets completely amped, and he's like "That's it, we're gonna go" and picks me up over his head. Dennis comes over, Walt puts me back down on the ground, and the two of them crush me between them. I laugh while trying to gasp for breath, while Pat (Domestics Manager) and her daughter Jamie both laugh as well.
Walt 1 - Toby 0
Walt walks back into his office for a few minutes, and when he comes back, I yell "Hey Walt, you wanna go again, Round 2?" He laughs at me, and says something about me just asking for a beating. We get into a wrestling match (I was trying to grapple him to even have a chance), but he puts me into a headlock and grabs my one leg. As a last ditch effort, I grab his leg, but he just pulls me off of him (giving me a huge brushburn on my arm), and throws me on the floor. He then literally pins me on the ground, and claims another victory.
Walt 2 - Toby 0
He eventually lets me up, and I laugh and walk around the back a little. I show Pat my brushburn, and she says like "Awww, Walt, look what you did to him." She walks over to her daughter, and asks her if she saw it. I show her, and Jamie says "Haha, you asked for it."
Jamie walks away, and Pat laughs and says "I can't believe she said that, she's usually so quiet, I was shocked *laughs*"
A few minutes later I grab a piece of Hot Wheels track (the flimsy plastic tracks that you can shoot the cars on, etc), and I smack Walt 2 or 3 times with it in the arm. He's like "Dude, that's it." and grabs the golf club from inside his office. I move some soda pallets in the way, and run away from him. He starts swinging at the track piece I'm holding, so I got him to call a truce with me for the day.
I go back to pricing the stuff I was supposed to, and Dennis comes back into the stockroom. He's walking next to me, and Gard/Walt are laughing about me getting beat, and Walt tells Dennis that him and I made a truce for the day. Dennis says "He didn't make a truce with me" and grabs me from behind in a huge bearhug, and picks me up in the air. I was dying for air, and everyone was cracking up like crazy.
Dennis 1 - Toby 0
The best part about all of this, was that all of this happened in about the first hour, hour and a half of my work shift.
What a great day (but maybe not as fun as tomorrow is going to be)....